i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Randomize