Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
She's the barista slut.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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