So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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