On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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