North Korea, Best Korea!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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