if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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