IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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