You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
so explain again why im purple
no
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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