think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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