Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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