Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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