Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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