Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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