Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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