there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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