just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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