If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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