So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Randomize
