it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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