There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Is Oprah even human
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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