If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
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