I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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