Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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