Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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