Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
dude. I can hear the air.
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