I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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