My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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