Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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