How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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