Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Randomize
