Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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