he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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