I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Randomize
