Farmville is her only friend.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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