you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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