well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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