we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
how does that bad decision feel?
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