I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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