Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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