if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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