Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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