so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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