After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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