I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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