wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We're too hungover to prance.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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