I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I could fuck to npr.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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