Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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