what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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