i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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