i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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