I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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