I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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