I think im going to throw up on grandma
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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