I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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