I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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