bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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