Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
