Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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