ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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