You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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