Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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